Field Research Notes: The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
-Revise entry: Earthmen: Perhaps the stupidest creatures in the Universe. Earthmen are selfish and dull-witted beings that will think nothing of putting an entire ship of people in peril just to satisfy their own stupid nostalgia for creature comforts. They are the most unhoopy unfroodish wankers in existence. And boy are they ungrateful! If a Hitch Hiker ever saves the life of an Earthman, he can expect nothing but whining and sniveling in return. (Note to self: be sure to include a picture of Arthur looking dumb and confused with the entry)
* Aside: Earth-women are, for the most part, sweet, intelligent and levelheaded creatures and should not be confused with Earthmen. (include a shot of Trilian in that hoopy new white cat suit get-up she’s been wearing lately).
Ford Prefect, Researcher HHG2G
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