…then she said that she never dated a man with only two gigs of hyperbolic ram before. WOW am I still on the same journal entry for the past 11 hours? That’s amazing! Am I boring you Journal? Your silence keeps me amazingly fresh and I just love it. So something has me just a bit short of perfect that I normally am. The people who are on this ship just don’t seem to express themselves like they should. Like for instance when that Arthur saw Trillian for the first time on the ship, I detected numerous raises in blood pressure in his groin area and also his lower cerebrum. I mean come on if you are attracted to a girl just say so! These silly humans, if they just acted like I do then all this messy confusion would be over with. We could all wear our best smiles on all day long and enjoy this awesome journal through the nebula. And those two silly willies Zaphod and Ford Prefect, if they would share everything they knew both about each other and about the galaxy as a whole, then they could be so happy hanging out. And those two mice that Trillian brought on board, I mean all they did was converse with each other all day about what to do about the destruction of Earth. Why didn’t they just tell everyone how upset they were and how Arthur might be a giant help to their cause? Where did they go, by the way? Oh well, I'm sure their just wonderfully happy where ever they are. If everyone was just as happy about life as I am then we would be even more than the bestest ship in the galaxy, we would be the bestest ship in the bestest galaxy, and let me tell you, that is not very probable. For us to become the bestest ship in the…
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