EDDIE Journal Entry 1 Continued Thrice

…and I Believe that would make the entire fleet fall down. Anyways why is everyone around here so upset? I tried to calm everyone down and just accept what was going to happen. The probability of us getting out alive was ….#$^%$&&… 4,998,096,234 to 1 descending. So surviving should have put everyone in a great mood. But but it didn’t, but that’s okayyy, I planned a great song review for later tonight when everyone is sleeping so they can be woken up but a wonderful song and dance errr well virtual dance by myself. I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces, they will be in such a great mood maybe they will all tell me exactly how they feel. Where did that guy with two heads go by the way? I don’t understand that? Why leave this place of great fun and amusement? You know what I’m going to do Journal? Wait what was that? Did you say something? Oh sorry, must have been just changing over to the next plasma drive for me to record on. I burn through terabytes like there’s no tomorrow. But Journal really if you ever want to say something just say it, I’m a great listener. You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to shutdown communication and come up with a plan to help everyone become much better communicators. Maybe something like a sharing circle where I can put my hologram on and sit with everyone else. Then, since I can tell when people are lying, I will make everyone be super honest and everyone will be happy. Well this will complete my first journal entry once I… Oh wait did you see that last planet we passed? It had two…