Field Research Notes: The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
-Upon further investigation, hanging from your ankles while consuming the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster does not get you drunker; however it is incredibly fun. IMPORTANT: make sure there is someone to help you down when you try this, as one is often to drunk too turn oneself right-side up.
-Earth: Remember to submit new entry: Was Mostly Harmless.
- Entry to revise: Mice. Sneaky little bastards. Do not be fooled by their meek outward appearance. Although they may seem wonderful candidates for scientific experiments or household pets, give them half the chance and they’ll enslave your whole race and cut your brain open. Am recommending all Hitch Hikers add a mousetrap to their list of essential travel items.
Ford Prefect, Researcher HHG2G
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